Morty Seinfeld: So, what took you so long?
Jerry: Uh, we waited 35 minutes in the rent-a-car place.
Helen Seinfeld: I don't know why you had to rent a car. We would have picked you up.
Jerry: What's the difference?
Helen Seinfeld: Well, you could have used our car.
Jerry: I don't wanna use your car.
Helen Seinfeld: What's wrong with our car?
Jerry: Nothing. It's a fine car. What if you wanna use it?
Helen Seinfeld: We don't use it.
Morty Seinfeld: What are you talking? We use it.
Helen Seinfeld: If you were using it, we wouldn't use it.
Jerry: So what would you do? You'd hitch?