Kramer: I thought I wasn't allowed to be in here this weekend.
Jerry: No, it's OK now. That girl is not coming. Uh, I, I misread the whole thing.
Kramer: You want me to talk to her?
Jerry: I don't think so.
Kramer: Oh, I can be very persuasive. Do you know that I was almost... a lawyer.
Jerry: That close, huh?
Kramer: You better believe it.