Quote from Kramer in The Seinfeld Chronicles
Kramer: I thought I wasn't allowed to be in here this weekend. Jerry: No, it's OK now. That girl is not coming. Uh, I, I misread the whole thing. Kramer: You want me to talk to her? Jerry: I don't think so. Kramer: Oh, I can be very persuasive. Do you know that I was almost... a lawyer. Jerry: That close, huh? Kramer: You better believe it.