J.D. Quote #1847
Quote from J.D. in Our Stuff Gets Reals
J.D.: Hello, wife face. Your shift is over, and I'm taking you on a babymoon.
Elliot: What? What are you talking about?
J.D.: A babymoon is a vacation you and your loved one take right before your baby comes out of your special area. And the resort I found is amazing. They have horseback riding and jet skiing.
Elliot: Oh, is there also a punching each other in the stomach contest? 'cause that's another thing that I can't do.
J.D.: Well, we could have hotel sex. You like that. We could do girl hair with our towels. We can turn the temperature all the way down to 50 and then crank it back up to 80.
Elliot: We'll be like gods controlling the weather.
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Elliot: Okay, we gotta fix this tonight, because tomorrow night's birthing class, and Wednesday night is pregnancy sex.
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Elliot: You were the only one doing that.
J.D.: I was trying to get something going.
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Elliot: Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor.
J.D.: Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor. It's long distance.
Elliot: Where's the other one?
Turk: [over walkie-talkie] Jake Cobra. Come in, Jake Cobra.
J.D.: We've been compromised, Panther Claw.
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J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot and I had missed our last few pregnancy sex nights. Tonight, I was ready.
J.D.: Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers.