J.D. Quote #1841
Quote from J.D. in Our Stuff Gets Reals
Elliot: Okay, we gotta fix this tonight, because tomorrow night's birthing class, and Wednesday night is pregnancy sex.
J.D.: I'm really starting to enjoy that birthing class. All the grunting and heavy breathing and...
Elliot: You were the only one doing that.
J.D.: I was trying to get something going.
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Quote from J.D.
Elliot: Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor.
J.D.: Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor. It's long distance.
Elliot: Where's the other one?
Turk: [over walkie-talkie] Jake Cobra. Come in, Jake Cobra.
J.D.: We've been compromised, Panther Claw.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: So yes, J.D. And I are not having sex right now, but it's fine. I put it right into my schedule for after the baby's born.
Denise: What is that, a sex trapper keeper?
Elliot: Oh, I wish. It's my post-pregnancy action plan. See? By week three, I'll have lost all the baby weight. Weeks four and five, I'll be deep into my postpartum depression, where I'll spend most of my time crying and then regaining the baby weight. And then something will snap me out of it. Probably a sunrise or a hilarious e-card.
And then by week six, we are back to nasty town.
Denise: Let's walk in silence, maybe.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot and I had missed our last few pregnancy sex nights. Tonight, I was ready.
J.D.: Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers.