J.D. Quote #1846
Quote from J.D. in Our Stuff Gets Reals
Cole: Hey, you know what you should do? Take your shorty on a babymoon.
J.D.: What's a babymoon?
Cole: It's like a romantic trip couples take before their baby's born.
J.D.: That's not what I pictured.
[fantasy: J.D. serves drinks to two toddlers sitting on beach chairs:]
J.D.: Breast milk mojitos?
Boy: [burps]
J.D.: You've had a few too many.
[reality:]
J.D.: Those babies are way too close to the water.
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Elliot: Okay, we gotta fix this tonight, because tomorrow night's birthing class, and Wednesday night is pregnancy sex.
J.D.: I'm really starting to enjoy that birthing class. All the grunting and heavy breathing and...
Elliot: You were the only one doing that.
J.D.: I was trying to get something going.
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Elliot: Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor.
J.D.: Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor. It's long distance.
Elliot: Where's the other one?
Turk: [over walkie-talkie] Jake Cobra. Come in, Jake Cobra.
J.D.: We've been compromised, Panther Claw.
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J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot and I had missed our last few pregnancy sex nights. Tonight, I was ready.
J.D.: Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers.