Turk Quote #543
Quote from Turk in My Number One Doctor
J.D.: What's going on, C-Bizzle?
Turk: We'res eeing who can last the longer in Mr. Sellers' room. He has a fungal infection under the fat flaps in his stomach. It smells like the time I accidentally put Izzy's doodoo diaper in the microwave.
J.D.: You guys are playing "Smelly-Belly"?
Dr. Cox: [groans] Time.
Turk: Sixteen seconds.
Dr. Cox: Come on!
Turk: I win. See, that's what I'm talking about. That's how it goes when you fight me.
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Quote from Turk
Turk: Someone named Coco Bosco wrote that she's sick of me saying "That's what I'm talking about!" But sometimes it is what I'm talking about.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You don't usually bond with your patients. You're not changing who you are as a doctor to get good ratings, are you?
Turk: Hell to the no. Are you?
Dr. Cox: [laughs] Oh, please!
[later:]
Dr. Cox: So, you're declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a raw food diet reverses the effects of bone cancer. Well... Hey, any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super. An, by the by, while you're on your computer, perhaps you could jump over to a little site called RateYourDoc.org. O, R, G.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mr. Wolmer: There, I gave you 5 stars.
Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now I have to take your laptop from you, as I've deemed you're just too darn stupid to use it. You see those bell peppers that you're munching? They aren't gonna do a truck load of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I've only been a doctor for some 20 years, and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know? But, if you feel like living, page me.