Janitor Quote #391
Quote from Janitor in My Identity Crisis
[Jordan takes toilet rolls off a supply cart]
Janitor: Hey, don't steal those babies!
Jordan: Why do you call these babies?
Janitor: It could be that when I was a kid I didn't have any toys.
Jordan: Sure, sure. Yeah.
Janitor: I used to make my own toys, as a matter of fact. I would take the toilet paper rolls, and draw little faces on 'em, and name 'em. I'd surround myself with them, hoping they would protect me. I, um, went out to the side of the road and tried to sell 'em one time, make a little money on my own, you know. But no one bought any, and when I came back home every one was gone.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Identity Crisis’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
Turk: That is a weird dream.
J.D.: Yeah, I don't even like water parks. I mean, I did, until someone thought it'd be funny to go down the slide two secs after me.
Turk: Dude, the lifeguard told me to go.
J.D.: Really? Did he also tell you to take your trunks off, Turk? Because the last thing a guy wants to see when he's in a splash pool, is his best friend's junk headed towards me at 40 mph. Felt like I got pistol-whipped.
Quote from J.D.
Janitor: You're such a man of the people. Do you even know anybody's real name?
J.D.: Of course I do.
[The Janitor steps to the side to reveal Colonel Doctor, Dr. Beardfacé and Snoop Dogg Attending standing behind him]
J.D.: Why do people keep hiding behind you?
Janitor: Challenge. What's the real name?
J.D.: Well, she never told me her real name, but I like Lavernagain. And, Snoop I- I had hoped you'd legally changed your name. Never got around to that? Okay. Ah. Colonel, I have to pass on you.
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay. You can get this one. I know it's just like Beardface but not Beardface. What is it? Oh, right!
J.D.: Beardmouth.
All: It's Beardfacé, damn it!
Janitor: Man of the people indeed.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: You just can't seem to get along with anybody, can't you? Life is so much easier if you just connect with people. Watch and learn. Colonel Doctor, loving those new frames. Ah, Snoop Dogg Attending, where my hoes at? [to Dr. Beardfacé] Oh, hey. What are you doing to that thing? It's fluffy. I wanna like rub my fingers in! [to the Janitor] You see? I connect with them. Unlike you, I'm a man of the people.