Dr. Cox Quote #100
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Heavy Meddle
J.D.: It's different. He showed up at my place.
Carla: He showed up at my house.
Nurse Roberts: He showed up at my mama's on mother's day.
Ted: Ruined my wedding.
J.D.: You know what? I know you guys think he's just gonna shake all this off and be fine, but I'm telling you I connected with the guy, and there is no way in hell he's just going to walk through this door and have a big smile on his face.
Dr. Cox: Woo-hoo! What do you say, sports fans? [in a Scottish accent] It's a great day!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Heavy Meddle’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: You are not gonna believe what Dr. Cox- It's you.
Elliot: Yeah. It's me.
J.D.: [v.o.] Ugh. Could Turk have picked anyone worse to be doing this project with?
[fantasy:]
Janitor: If this is a peripheral vascular disease study, then I'd find it essential to exclude all claudication patients not currently on pentoxifylline. What are you lookin' at?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God, would you look at this hellhole? If I have to see more broken-down equipment, one more gomer who is shuffled back and forth between some godforsaken home, one more patient who is denied treatment because they got the wrong insurance, I... There are times when I'm all by myself that I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can catch on fire like the Human Torch. And mark my words, Newbie, if I ever pull it off, I will be back here to destroy this place.
J.D.: I used to like the Silver Surfer. Hang ten! Hang-
Quote from J.D.
Bartender: You owe me $53.
J.D.: I think I left my wallet in my other onesie.
[later:]
Carla: So the bartender just let you skip out on the tab?
J.D.: He said I could pay him back by giving him a complete physical, which is actually scary because I never said I was a doctor.