Dr. Cox Quote #96
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Heavy Meddle
J.D.: [v.o.] I guess after a while you just get used to Dr. Cox's rants.
Dr. Cox: And of course the lab tech is nowhere to be found, so I can't get that tox screen I was looking for. What do you say we write him a friendly note, shall we? "Dear incompetent dumb-ass." [pencil snaps]
J.D.: [v.o.] The truth is, Dr. Cox isn't really angry, he's just amusing himself.
[Dr. Cox knocks a computer monitor off the desk.]
J.D.: [v.o.] Maybe he's a little angry.
[Dr. Cox sweeps a bunch of vials and beakers off a counter]
J.D.: We didn't need those. So, all done?
[Dr. Cox picks up a stool and throws it through an internal window towards a bunch of nervous onlookers]
J.D.: He broke his pencil.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Heavy Meddle’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: You are not gonna believe what Dr. Cox- It's you.
Elliot: Yeah. It's me.
J.D.: [v.o.] Ugh. Could Turk have picked anyone worse to be doing this project with?
[fantasy:]
Janitor: If this is a peripheral vascular disease study, then I'd find it essential to exclude all claudication patients not currently on pentoxifylline. What are you lookin' at?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God, would you look at this hellhole? If I have to see more broken-down equipment, one more gomer who is shuffled back and forth between some godforsaken home, one more patient who is denied treatment because they got the wrong insurance, I... There are times when I'm all by myself that I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can catch on fire like the Human Torch. And mark my words, Newbie, if I ever pull it off, I will be back here to destroy this place.
J.D.: I used to like the Silver Surfer. Hang ten! Hang-
Quote from J.D.
Bartender: You owe me $53.
J.D.: I think I left my wallet in my other onesie.
[later:]
Carla: So the bartender just let you skip out on the tab?
J.D.: He said I could pay him back by giving him a complete physical, which is actually scary because I never said I was a doctor.