Dr. Cox Quote #96

Quote from Dr. Cox in My Heavy Meddle

J.D.: [v.o.] I guess after a while you just get used to Dr. Cox's rants.
Dr. Cox: And of course the lab tech is nowhere to be found, so I can't get that tox screen I was looking for. What do you say we write him a friendly note, shall we? "Dear incompetent dumb-ass." [pencil snaps]
J.D.: [v.o.] The truth is, Dr. Cox isn't really angry, he's just amusing himself.
[Dr. Cox knocks a computer monitor off the desk.]
J.D.: [v.o.] Maybe he's a little angry.
[Dr. Cox sweeps a bunch of vials and beakers off a counter]
J.D.: We didn't need those. So, all done?
[Dr. Cox picks up a stool and throws it through an internal window towards a bunch of nervous onlookers]
J.D.: He broke his pencil.


 ‘My Heavy Meddle’ Quotes

Quote from J.D.

J.D.: You are not gonna believe what Dr. Cox- It's you.
Elliot: Yeah. It's me.
J.D.: [v.o.] Ugh. Could Turk have picked anyone worse to be doing this project with?
Janitor: If this is a peripheral vascular disease study, then I'd find it essential to exclude all claudication patients not currently on pentoxifylline. What are you lookin' at?

Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: Oh, my God, would you look at this hellhole? If I have to see more broken-down equipment, one more gomer who is shuffled back and forth between some godforsaken home, one more patient who is denied treatment because they got the wrong insurance, I... There are times when I'm all by myself that I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can catch on fire like the Human Torch. And mark my words, Newbie, if I ever pull it off, I will be back here to destroy this place.
J.D.: I used to like the Silver Surfer. Hang ten! Hang-

 Dr. Perry Cox Quotes

Quote from My Student

J.D.: [v.o.] It's hard trying to figure out how to reach somebody. I guess the thing I can do is to think of someone I look up to, and remember how they got through to me.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall on which you're leaning. Of course, then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know. Here it's a conundrum.

Quote from My Life in Four Cameras

J.D.: What the hell are we supposed to do?
Dr. Cox: Loretta, relax. I've been involved in every ridiculous TV-induced panic there is. Poison pills, SARS, West Nile, North Face, South Fork, East River, monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu, and, quite frankly, every other flu that you could really only catch if you actually fornicate with the animal it's named for. And as a parting gift, I will tell you this. Narrow it down to two symptoms: vomiting and diarrhea, because it's just not E. coli unless it's firing out both exits.
J.D.: Sure hope I don't have dog flu.