J.D. Quote #1805
Quote from J.D. in Our Role Models
J.D.: That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Lucy. You need to be prepared for when I leave.
J.D.: [v.o.] Damn it! Why bring her to the learning tree If you're not gonna use it in your inspiring talk?
J.D.: My point is, while I'm here, I'm yours, but you also need to branch out.
J.D.: [v.o.] Nailed it!
Lucy: I don't know if I can get through med school alone.
J.D.: Don't worry. Before I, uh, leaf...
J.D.: [v.o.] You're on fire.
J.D.: I'll make sure that you have a mentor you're as close to as I am to mine.
J.D.: [v.o.] Speak of the devil!
J.D.: Hey, Perry, you wanna hang out later?
Dr. Cox: Sure. And if we can't find any more climbing trees, we'll just head down to the old swimmin' hole and skip stones until the fireflies tell us it's suppertime.
J.D.: I assume that's a diss of some sort.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our Role Models’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] There's no better way to celebrate saving a life than pretending to like beer.
J.D.: Oh, sticky.
J.D.: [v.o.] Yep, I'm sitting between my best bud and my abusive father figure, watching my new favorite thing.
J.D.: Footballing!
J.D.: [v.o.] They're staring. Quick, talk like a jock!
J.D.: Sports grass is so lovely.
Dr. Cox: Here I thought we weren't bringing our wives this evening.
Turk: Speaking of which, Carla can't make it to the Owl Cats game this Friday. We have an extra ticket.
J.D.: I'm in! I'm in! I gotta see this sports grass in person.
Quote from Denise
Lucy: You want me to help Ryan through his mom's death?
Denise: It'll only be a few months. A year, tops. Come on. It'll be fun. It'll be like having a really sad pen pal.
Lucy: What are you doing? You should help him.
Denise: Listen up, Seabiscuit. Th isn't my wheelhouse, okay? It's taken me a long time to get to a point that I can be there emotionally for a patient. You know how I do it? Every second that they're here, I remind myself that once they leave this hospital, either on their own or in a box, they're no longer my problem anymore. Out the door, out of my head. It's the only way it works for me.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Hey, man. I'm gonna hit the gym and sneak in a quick workout. Wanna come?
Turk: Sweating it out in a steam room isn't exercising, buddy.
J.D.: No, it's sit-cercising.