Dr. Cox Quote #101
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Heavy Meddle
Dr. Cox: I'm willing to acknowledge there have been occasions during my tenure here when my enthusiasm...
J.D.: What the hell do you think you're doing?
Dr. Cox: Well, right now I'm apologizing to Franklyn here for breaking his favorite microscope.
J.D.: No, see you can't just drag me out of the house in the middle of the night, cry on my shoulder then pretend nothing happened.
Dr. Cox: All right. First of all, Franklyn, there was no crying. [whistles] Say it.
Franklyn: No crying.
Dr. Cox: Good boy. And you, my little precious, should give some thought to purchasing some non-bunching panties. They give you the extra support you love so much while protecting against those offensive lines underneath your scrubs.
J.D.: Oh, I get it. I'm a girl.
Dr. Cox: Franklyn, you heard it. Say it.
Franklyn: He's a girl.
Dr. Cox: Good boy.
J.D.: You can't just go around playing with people's emotions because you feel like it.
Dr. Cox: OK, Newbie, I'm now going to give you an opportunity to get out of here before I grab you by your ankles and redecorate Franklyn's lab.
Franklyn: Please go.
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[fantasy:]
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Dr. Cox: Oh, my God, would you look at this hellhole? If I have to see more broken-down equipment, one more gomer who is shuffled back and forth between some godforsaken home, one more patient who is denied treatment because they got the wrong insurance, I... There are times when I'm all by myself that I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can catch on fire like the Human Torch. And mark my words, Newbie, if I ever pull it off, I will be back here to destroy this place.
J.D.: I used to like the Silver Surfer. Hang ten! Hang-
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Bartender: You owe me $53.
J.D.: I think I left my wallet in my other onesie.
[later:]
Carla: So the bartender just let you skip out on the tab?
J.D.: He said I could pay him back by giving him a complete physical, which is actually scary because I never said I was a doctor.