Turk: She asked me to pick her up from the airport. That's a good sign, right?
J.D.: Good sign? Dude, I am so sure Carla's going to say yes. If she doesn't, I'll walk naked through these halls singing Me And Bobby McGee.
Dr. Kelso: Ah, Janis Joplin. Good God, she was an uggo. No offence, don't think I have anything against ugly people.
J.D.: Why would I take offence?
Dr. Kelso: No reason.