J.D.: [v.o.] I guess you're just lucky if you have someone who'll go along for the ride with you.
Elliot: I can't believe we're having a baby.
J.D.: I know. It's pretty amazing, huh? This is pretty awesome, though, right? I mean, just as good as hotel sex.
Elliot: You know, there is a HoJo's down the street. Thin walls, scratchy towels, sketchy types out front. What do you say?
J.D.: Motel sex? Ooh. It'll be like I'm a senator, and you're a tobacco lobbyist. We should arrive separately. [Elliot laughs] Or you're a bored housewife, and I'm a strapping drifter looking for a warm meal and some comfort.
Elliot: J.D., come here. [they kiss]