Jordan: You know that bag of bones my sister Danni married? He died. She got nothing.
Dr. Cox: Burt died?
Jordan: You're not listening. Danni got nothing. You need to do your will so I can get all your stuff. Chop-chop!
Cole: Ma'am, if you need any help through this difficult time, I'm here.
Jordan: You're that Aaronson kid. Mm-hmm. I remember your mom when she was wearing tube tops, giving it away to any guy that would buy her a free steak. She's so classy.
Dr. Cox: Oh, dear god, I love you.
Jordan: [whispers] I love you.