Lucy: Thanks for letting me practice on you, Dr. D. I don't know why I'm having such a hard time with this procedure.
J.D.: How could anybody hate me? I'm literally bleeding for you guys. Ow! That's a muscle. Aim for the blue lines.
Lucy: Sorry. I don't know why I can't get this.
J.D.: I used to have a problem with the same thing, but then I realized you just gotta pretend the needle's your friend. Be careful, though. I told that to a med student once, and he became a heroin addict. But just pretend the needle's your buddy and you two are doing something you love to do.
Lucy: Like roller-skating?
J.D.: I would have said ice dancing, but to each their own.