Denise: Mr. Shershow here is in a massive coma. Even though he can't register any outside stimulus, I still want someone to read him all seven Harry Potter books. Any volunteers? Cole, thank you.
Cole: Sorry. No can do. I got a dinner rezzie with my moms.
Denise: A rezzie? You also gonna get your drunk on and eat some 'za?
Cole: Nah, I wish. My mom is lactose-intolly. For real, though, she is the best. When we go out, she helps me pick up girls. She's my wingmom.
Denise: Horrifying.