Janitor: Young lady, are you responsible for jamming those elevator doors?
Denise: No, good sir, I am not.
Janitor: Tell the truth.
Denise: Okay, I did it, but it was an accident.
Janitor: That's okay, because you came clean. And here's $10 to buy some ice cream.
Denise: This is stupid. He blackmailed me into doing this.
Janitor: No improv-ing. Give me the money back.
Denise: No. My script says to rip it up and walk away dramatically.
Janitor: She was supposed to be my long-lost sister. Were you getting that?