J.D.: Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek. It's Derek, right?
Derek: [v.o.] Last time you talked to this guy, you compared him to Martin Luther King, so he hates you. Unless his ego is so big he thought you were serious.
J.D.: Derek, I too have a dream.
Derek: [v.o.] Wow.
J.D.: That one day, Turk will be able to deal with my... Well, let's just call it what it is, meteoric rise to prominence. You know, it's hard for him, because he's used to being the big shot.