J.D.: I know you're just trying to cheer me up.
Kim: No, trust me. There have been times when I wanted to tell people you're a terrible dad. But you're not. You spend tons of time with Sam, call him every night so he can hear your voice. You write him all those stories about unicorns. Seriously, how do you come up with so many?
J.D.: They just come to me and I've got to get them out, you know?
Kim: No, I don't know.
J.D.: They're magical.
Kim: No, they're not.