Carla: We can't go, Turk. We'd never left Izzy alone before.
Turk: Baby, separation is healthy. You want to know what happens to kids who are too close to their mothers? They end up like that.
Ted: [on the phone] Well, Mom, when I'm gone, I guess your feet will just have to rub themselves!
Carla: Ted has his own room now. He only sleeps with his mom when he's had a bad dream. Or she has.