Turk: What the hell is this?
Carla: Oh, my God! "You are cordially invited to the wedding of Lady and the Janitor."
Elliot: The janitor is getting married before me? That's it. I may actually kill myself.
J.D.: Of course, I'm the only one who wasn't invited.
Ted: Here's yours.
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay. Do not reveal how touched you are.
J.D.: [emotionally] Turk, could you please pass me the salt for my baked potato.