Turk: I think the only way I got through my first year here was leaning on the people around me.
Elliot: You know how you found Carla and I found J.D.? You ever think how weird it would've been if you and I found each other?
Turk: Elliot, you're very cute. But your booty is really tiny, I don't know what I would do with that thing.
Elliot: You could start by smacking it. And secondly, if we were in a committed relationship, I'd have gained like 30 to 40 pounds for you.
Turk: Really?
Elliot: No.
Turk: Still this place could use some jungle fever. You know, the whole white doctor black surgeon thing.
[meanwhile, Denise and Derek hook-up in the on-call room]