Howie: Hey Mr. Swick, I'm Dr. Gilder. Wait, I'm gonna grab a chart that doesn't say "Elliot has slammin' tushie" on it. [exits; returns] Much better. And now, Mr. Swick... This one's got it too.
Mr. Swick: Is her butt that nice?
Howie: It's okay for a white chick. Anyway, I want you to tell me how you poisoned yourself.
Mr. Swick: I can't.
Howie: Why not?
Mr. Swick: Because you're not my doctor. You may sound like him and you look exactly like him. But you're not him.