Quote from J.D. in My Nah Nah Nah
J.D.: There's got to be a way I could get on SportsCenter. Dr. Cox is athletic. I wonder if he could help. [fantasy: J.D. is strapped to a gurney as he hurtles down the corridor] J.D.: [screams] Elliot: What is going on? Dr. Cox: Involuntary luge. J.D.: Eagle! Elliot: That's gotta hurt. Dr. Cox: Glory always does. Turk: Look at how his legs are all twisted. [reality:] J.D.: I'm still not sure why luge is even a sport.