J.D.: There's got to be a way I could get on SportsCenter. Dr. Cox is athletic. I wonder if he could help.
[fantasy: J.D. is strapped to a gurney as he hurtles down the corridor]
J.D.: [screams]
Elliot: What is going on?
Dr. Cox: Involuntary luge.
J.D.: Eagle!
Elliot: That's gotta hurt.
Dr. Cox: Glory always does.
Turk: Look at how his legs are all twisted.
[reality:]
J.D.: I'm still not sure why luge is even a sport.