J.D.: [v.o.] Like most hospitals, Sacred Heart makes their interns put on a sketch show roasting the senior staff. It was never any good, but this year it would be.
J.D.: Okay, people, before we begin, you need to accept one simple truth. We are funny, and you are not.
Turk: Sucks to hear, doesn't it?
J.D.: We will be writing all of your sketches. You're welcome. Let's jump right in. I need two volunteers to go full-frontal. Howie?
Howie: No. I have eczema.
J.D.: Sunny, Denise, maybe rubbing some oil on one another?
Sunny: Yeah, sure, no problem.
Denise: No, not at all.