Craig: You're not my doctor anymore. Puberty Beard is.
J.D.: You know, Craig, I was kind of hoping that nickname wouldn't stick.
Dr. Cox: Craig, I'm sorry. I just got a little held up out there.
J.D.: I know it's not the thickest beard. It's not like, you know, Santa Claus.
Craig: You broke a promise.
Dr. Cox: Well, have it your way.
J.D.: Just, real quick back to the beard, you- you want to touch it?
Craig: I really don't.