Quote from Turk in My ABC's
Elliot: Turk, I'm so mad at you. Turk: Yeah, I know. Carla dragged me to the on-call room, stripped butt naked, did a little belly dance, and then said "This is for Elliot". Then took a nap! What the hell did I did to you? Elliot: You're a sexist. Turk: Keep moving, Rhonda. You ain't moving fast enough, Rhonda. Elliot: Admit it. Katie never had a chance with you because she's a girl. Turk: That's ridiculous. Elliot: Really? Besides me, can you even name one other girl that you're friends with? Turk: Carla, and a lovely woman by the name of Margaret. Elliot: Carla is your wife, and Margaret's your mother! Turk: Elliott, don't talk about my momma! Alright, I will punch you in the head!