Elliot: J.D. and I are just friends, Dr. Kelso. I mean, we just like hanging out together.
J.D.: We rent movies, go on hikes.
Elliot: On Sunday nights, we do our laundry together.
J.D.: Did you know that Elliot's granny panties are actually her granny's panties.
Elliot: It's just one pair, J.D., excuse me for being sentimental.
Dr. Kelso: So, basically, you two do everything a normal couple does except have sex?
J.D.: Exactly.
Dr. Kelso: Sounds awesome. Pardon me, I've had nine coffees in two hours. Time to drain.