Quote from Turk in My Last Words
Turk: Dude. You've seen the new administrative assistant? J.D.: [v.o.] For some reason, whenever I see a pretty girl, for the first time, I always imagine her hair blowing in slow-mo. [woman's hair blows] Unfortunately, Turk knows this, so I have to snap out of it before he messes with me. [Turk tries to clamp a peg to J.D.'s face] J.D.: Heya! Too slow. Turk: Dude, I almost had you. J.D.: Well, score one for J-Dizzle. [J.D. realizes the pen in his hand has been replaced with a hot dog] Turk: Ha, hot dog pin! Count it, honkey-face.