Turk: Dude. You've seen the new administrative assistant?
J.D.: [v.o.] For some reason, whenever I see a pretty girl, for the first time, I always imagine her hair blowing in slow-mo. [woman's hair blows] Unfortunately, Turk knows this, so I have to snap out of it before he messes with me.
[Turk tries to clamp a peg to J.D.'s face]
J.D.: Heya! Too slow.
Turk: Dude, I almost had you.
J.D.: Well, score one for J-Dizzle.
[J.D. realizes the pen in his hand has been replaced with a hot dog]
Turk: Ha, hot dog pin! Count it, honkey-face.