[fairy tale:]
J.D.: What's the monster like? Is he nice?
Dr. Cox: That monster cannot be slain by sword alone.
Turk: Baby, maybe you can lull the monster to sleep by telling him one of them boring-ass stories about your family.
Carla: That's it. [punches Turk's side in the crotch]
Turk: Are you out your mind, woman? We only got one ball.