[fairy tale:]
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] There was once a nurse, a surgeon, a doctor, and an idiot.
J.D.: Does this hat make me look fly?
[reality:]
Jordan: Perry, he's four. No hospital stories.
Dr. Cox: Fine.
[fairy tale:]
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] There was once a 2-headed witch, a princess, and a village idiot.
J.D.: Does this hat make me look fly-ith? It jingles when I shake it.