Quote from Dr. Cox in My Princess
[fairy tale:] Dr. Cox: [v.o.] There was once a nurse, a surgeon, a doctor, and an idiot. J.D.: Does this hat make me look fly? [reality:] Jordan: Perry, he's four. No hospital stories. Dr. Cox: Fine. [fairy tale:] Dr. Cox: [v.o.] There was once a 2-headed witch, a princess, and a village idiot. J.D.: Does this hat make me look fly-ith? It jingles when I shake it.