J.D.: [v.o.] Dr. Cox had a patient that he hadn't been able to diagnose for two years. And he was back again.
Dr. Cox: Look, Alex, I'm afraid I still don't know what's causing all of this, so I'm gonna go ahead and treat your heart palpitations with beta blockers.
J.D.: [v.o.] Turk and I couldn't resist play the little game called "poke the bear".
J.D.: Turk, yesterday I had this patient I just could not diagnose.
Turk: Wow, you must have felt like a real jackass.
J.D.: I did feel like a jackass, but then I was able to figure out what was wrong with him, because I'm not a jackass, I'm a good doctor.
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, now just stay calm, so he doesn't know what you're up to. Oh, no, Turk's breaking. Quick, distract the bear with a casual greeting.
J.D.: Oh, hey Dr. Cox, how are things? [Dr. Cox walks away] My God, that was amazing. I never felt so alive in my whole life.
Turk: My heart stopped for a second.
J.D.: We made it. I love you, man.
Turk: I love you too. [they hug]
J.D.: You smell like an athlete.