Dr. Cox: So, Gandhi, how does your wife like her terrible present?
Turk: I haven't told her yet. I was going to, but her not knowing I understand Spanish is like having a secret power. It got me flapjacks for dinner.
Dr. Kelso: You got brinner? Damn Turkle-dawg!
Turk: Still, I gotta tell her, I feel like I'm spying on her.
Dr. Kelso: Marriage is a lifelong battle, except we men have been given no weapons. That's why I break into Enid's email account.