Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Bad Too
Dr. Cox: So, Gandhi, how does your wife like her terrible present? Turk: I haven't told her yet. I was going to, but her not knowing I understand Spanish is like having a secret power. It got me flapjacks for dinner. Dr. Kelso: You got brinner? Damn Turkle-dawg! Turk: Still, I gotta tell her, I feel like I'm spying on her. Dr. Kelso: Marriage is a lifelong battle, except we men have been given no weapons. That's why I break into Enid's email account.