Carla: He's out of his freakin' mind. How does that woman go out with him?
Dr. Kelso: Well, I would say love is blind, but we both know that isn't true. My love for Enid falls a percentage point for every pound she gains. Since our wedding day, I am 136% less in love with her.
Carla: You're really gonna comment on your wife's weight when you've got muffins stuffed down your pants?
Dr. Kelso: I like them warm.