Dr. Kelso Quote #381
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Number One Doctor
Carla: He's out of his freakin' mind. How does that woman go out with him?
Dr. Kelso: Well, I would say love is blind, but we both know that isn't true. My love for Enid falls a percentage point for every pound she gains. Since our wedding day, I am 136% less in love with her.
Carla: You're really gonna comment on your wife's weight when you've got muffins stuffed down your pants?
Dr. Kelso: I like them warm.
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Quote from Turk
Turk: Someone named Coco Bosco wrote that she's sick of me saying "That's what I'm talking about!" But sometimes it is what I'm talking about.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You don't usually bond with your patients. You're not changing who you are as a doctor to get good ratings, are you?
Turk: Hell to the no. Are you?
Dr. Cox: [laughs] Oh, please!
[later:]
Dr. Cox: So, you're declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a raw food diet reverses the effects of bone cancer. Well... Hey, any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super. An, by the by, while you're on your computer, perhaps you could jump over to a little site called RateYourDoc.org. O, R, G.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mr. Wolmer: There, I gave you 5 stars.
Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now I have to take your laptop from you, as I've deemed you're just too darn stupid to use it. You see those bell peppers that you're munching? They aren't gonna do a truck load of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I've only been a doctor for some 20 years, and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know? But, if you feel like living, page me.