Quote from J.D. in My Growing Pains
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, walk by, so he doesn't even have a chance to tempt you. What the hell is behind his ear? Turk: I know you see that. Why don't you just go ahead and grab it? J.D.: Turk, I am not playing "Hide the Saltine". Turk: You know you wanna. Carla: That's 1-nothing me! [eats saltine] Turk: Yes, it is! J.D. & Dr. Cox: [in unison] Wait. Why are you torturing me?