J.D.: [as Sam] Damn, Izzy! You're looking good, girl!
Turk: [as Izzy] Thank you Sam! You not only have a soft spot in your heart, but you have one in your head!
J.D.: What do you say we hit up a Wiggles concert, then go back to my crib and pop up on some formulas, see what happens?
Turk: Come here and taste this brown sugar. Taste this brown sugar!
J.D.: Turk, we can't make them kiss until Sam can hold his head up for real.