Quote from Janitor in My Identity Crisis
J.D.: Colonel Doctor. I call him that because he looks like a freaky Kentucky Fried Chicken guy. KFC makes Cole Slaw. Coleman Slawski. Incidentally, my favorite name ever. Janitor: That's correct. But you also lost the bet. J.D.: What are you talking about? I won. Janitor: No. [The Janitor changes the slide to reveal a picture of himself] J.D.: Aah. That's not fair, nobody knows your name. Janitor: Ha ha! You know what that means? J.D.: Fine, you win.