Quote from Turk in My Identity Crisis
Turk: Hey, baby. You know something? You're absolutely right. I do need to learn more about my heritgea, so I called my mom. And she said somehow, distantly, I'm related to the guy who invented peanuts. Carla: Turk, that's George Washington Carver. He didn't invent peanuts. He just thought up uses for them. Turk: I'm talking about the little foam packaging peanuts. How dumb do you think I am? Baby!