Quote from J.D. in My Inconvenient Truth
J.D.: [screams while hitting car] I'm going to take a quick breather. Dan: J.D., I enjoy demonstration of your lack of physical strength as much as the next guy, but what is your problem? J.D.: Dan, you come here with a new job, a new house and you give me a car? Dan: So what? J.D.: [v.o.] Don't say it. J.D.: You're supposed to be the loser, not me. [J.D. finally smashes the windshield] Clearly, I loosened it. J.D.: [v.o.] And then Dan said the last thing I ever expected to hear from him. Dan: You know what, J.D.? You need to grow up.