Dan: Thanks for buy me a lunch today, J.D. I'm a little cash light.
J.D.: [v.o.] Having Dan here wasn't all bad.
Carla: So, Dan, you still living with your mom?
J.D.: Carla, Dan doesn't live with our mom. He lives in the apartment that happens to be in mom's attic.
J.D.: [v.o.] Yep! Nothing makes my life seem less crappy that hanging out with my loser bro.
J.D.: I mean, sure, there's lots of bats up there but it's because there's no air conditioning.
Turk: Bats like heat?
J.D.: Musty heat, yes. Good question, Turk.
Turk: Thanks. How come you don't point out when I ask good questions?
Carla: Because I don't love you like he does.