Quote from Jordan in My Hard Labor
Dr. Cox: Our daughter needs to go the hospital. Her rash is spreading and she could use a steroid shot. Jordan: Why can't you just do it here? Dr. Cox: Jennifer has uropathy, and over the next couple of years plenty of doctors are gonna be poking and prodding her. I would like her to see me as her father, not as just anther white coat that she will forever associate with pain. Jordan: Totally legitimate argument. Dr. Cox: Ah. Jordan: If three-months-olds didn't have the memory of an earthworm. Dr. Cox: Could you please just support us on this one? Jordan: Fine. I'm right behind you. [Jordan turns the light off and instantly falls asleep] Dr. Cox: Wow, that's real talent.