Dr. Cox: Mr. Hutnik, I see here you were admitted for swollen lymph node and abdominal pain.
Mr. Hutnik: I'm also having heart palpitations.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I think I can help you with that. Well, you see, I'm very, very handsome.
Mr. Hutnik: I was gonna say.
Dr. Cox: Beardface, what you say?
Dr. Beardfacé: It's Beardfacé! Why did you people insist on calling me Beardface!
Mr. Hutnik: [clears throat] May I?
Dr. Cox: Go for it.
Mr. Hutnik: Well, I-I just got here, but if I had to guess I would say it's 'cause your face is, like, 5/6ths beard.
Dr. Beardfacé: Damn you!