Quote from Dr. Cox in My Own Worst Enemy
Dr. Cox: Mr. Hutnik, I see here you were admitted for swollen lymph node and abdominal pain. Mr. Hutnik: I'm also having heart palpitations. Dr. Cox: Oh, I think I can help you with that. Well, you see, I'm very, very handsome. Mr. Hutnik: I was gonna say. Dr. Cox: Beardface, what you say? Dr. Beardfacé: It's Beardfacé! Why did you people insist on calling me Beardface! Mr. Hutnik: [clears throat] May I? Dr. Cox: Go for it. Mr. Hutnik: Well, I-I just got here, but if I had to guess I would say it's 'cause your face is, like, 5/6ths beard. Dr. Beardfacé: Damn you!