Dr. Cox: One hug.
J.D.: [gasps]
Turk: Per week.
Dr. Cox: Decade.
Turk: Month.
Dr. Cox: Year.
Turk: Done. You're welcome.
J.D.: [v.o.] And then, as I was about to close the deal of the century, it hit me.
J.D.: Wait a minute. If I agree to that, I only get that stuff until you retire, but if I'm godfather, I'm in your life forever. I'll see you at the christening.
Dr. Cox: I think this time, I'm actually gonna kill him. Yup, this is the one.